5.0
Somewhere has a really good narrative idea, but then builds a game around it that isnât particularly enjoyable. Since most of the game is just text messages, itâs not like its poor decisions render it unplayable, but it does feel like something that was kind of slapped together and not refined nearly enough. In some ways, this might make Somewhere feel like a genuine interactive experience with a real person, but over the course of the game, even this tenuous reading on the game becomes impossible to maintain.