Name: Microtel
Item: Million Onion Hotel
Rating: 7
Author: Gaming In The Moment

Million Onion Hotel is an interesting game that becomes increasingly absurd as the story unfolds. While it lacks longevity, with completion possible in under an hour and a half, the gameplay is enjoyable yet frantic. The unique mechanics involve clearing lines based on onions or enemies, similar to bingo, to gain time and progress. Matching multiple lines grants various advantages like easier matches, score multipliers, character collection for your coded, and onion knights to fight bosses. Boss battles require strategic throwing of onion knights and clearing rows to obtain ammo. The game consists of seventy levels, with boss fights every twenty levels, accompanied by cutscenes to advance the story.
The game stands out with its memorable story, even though it may not appeal to everyone due to sexually suggestive themes and murder. The sound design is noteworthy, featuring a funky beat and satisfying audio cues. The fast-paced gameplay keeps players engaged as they strategically position onions early on, but later levels demand frantic tapping, using umbrellas to dodge incoming rockets, and managing overwhelming visual feedback.
On the downside, Million Onion Hotel is incredibly short and lacks replay value beyond achieving high scores or completing the codex. The unexpected sexually suggestive themes and murder should be noted, as they may catch players off guard though they are not too obscene. Additionally, some game mechanics, especially during boss fights, are poorly explained, leading to confusion. Granted I did realize after my first run how to better play it.
Overall, Million Onion Hotel is an interesting and enjoyable game, albeit very short. Its asking price of $5 may be too high for some, but it often goes on sale for less than $2 on iOS and Android platforms or is included in the Google Play Pass, making it worth considering. While it left me wanting more, I hope this review provides sufficient information to make an informed decision. Feel free to leave any game recommendations in the comments, and stay tuned for more gaming updates.

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Million Onion Hotel

Microtel

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Gaming In The Moment