Not The Robots

2DArray · Dec 12, 2013

Rating pending

About

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.

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Critic 6.3 (4 critics) · Gamer 8.1

Critic reviews

IGN
Craig Pearson · Jan 13, 2014
6.5
Some technical issues and wonky balancing make Not The Robots a tough game to wholly recommend, but there's a fun little stealth game in there if you're prepared to put the work in. A delightfully silly concept and presentation carries it through its disappointing lack of challenge in the early levels.
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Cubed3
Athanasios · May 13, 2020
6.0
In the few hours that Not The Robots will last, it will provide almost equal measures of enjoyment and frustration, with Lady Luck usually deciding what it's going to be each time one gives the randomly-generated levels of the campaign a shot. In the end, though, its main problem is exactly the fact that it will last for only a few hours.
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Game Grin
Matt Young · Dec 24, 2013
6.5
A stealth game with a difference; it's a far cry from the routine based sneaking of Metal Gear Solid and Splinter Cell and as a result it is equally far more frustrating and far more exciting. The gameplay is rewarding but it's just a shame that it's let down by a lack of polish.
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Euro Gamer
Frank Erik Walter · Jan 08, 2014
6.0
Das Spiel ist 'ne harte Nuss für duldsame Typen, aber gerade das macht ja oft den Reiz aus. Auf Steam geht der Titel für mäßige 10 Euro über die Theke. Wer hingegen nach richtiger Stealth-Action lechzt, hält sich besser an Triple-A-Agenten wie Sam Fisher, Solid Snake oder Adam Jensen. Allerdings vertilgen die wesentlich weniger Möbel.
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