Loser's Romance

THE NO SOCIAL SKILLS HIGH SCHOOL SIM

In the year 2000, you're newly entering high school. Never having had a social life before you're determined to get one.

Trouble is, with your inexperience, everything out of your mouth is stupid, rude, or corny. Regardless, you've just gotta put yourself out there, stumble around, and make things happen.



Will you befriend, even date, WENDY STRICKLAND, the girl in a torn dress who thinks she's a cartoon princess?



GRETCHEN KANTOR, the enormous-haired compulsive liar?



YANG RIVERS, the roly-poly girl who does whatever she wants and suffers the consequences?



TABITHA WOODRIE, the only Black girl in school, who's always hiding behind a book?

...or others?

FEATURES

• Choose where to hang out to make the most of (or waste) the semester.
  
• Puzzle out how to achieve various tricky goals, then buy unlockables with the reward money.
  
• Shape the highly responsive narrative with your choices. Build your own high school life.
  
• Befriend or romance any of five distinctly unpopular girls.
  
• Relive the year 2000.
  
• Instead of the standard romantic presents, make do with junk from the grocery store to try endearing yourself to a friend or charming your crush. Unique responses from each recipient for each item.
  
• Play as male, female, or nonconforming.
  
• Individual runs last about an hour. Game is built for quick replayability, inspired by Monster Prom, with tons of variant jokes, branches, and endings.
  
• Original soundtrack and hand-drawn art all by a single developer.
  
• You can kiss the dog.