Behold the Kickmen for Nintendo Switch

Behold the Kickmen

Jun 18, 2020
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Developer: Size Five Games
Content Rating: N/A


BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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Neal RonaghanJun 23, 2020
Despite a few frustrations, Behold the Kickmen is a hilarious and fun send-up of sports video games. If you’re looking for a straight and narrow soccer game, this ain’t for you. But if you want to just giggle at a demented slice of comedy, Behold the Kickmen is incredible. It gripped me to ride out the whole baffling thing to the end of the story, but even if you only play a half-dozen matches and burn out, the very reality of this video game is worth experiencing.
Damien McFerranJun 26, 2020
The often frustrating controls and totally random gameplay elements do tarnish the experience somewhat, but we still had a whale of a time playing Behold The Kickmen. The cutting humour goes a long way to making it an enjoyable romp, and the story mode holds your interest via its funny narrative and the attraction of ploughing cash into improving your team.
Greg HicksJun 25, 2020
If you want to jump straight into the action, you can always choose a Quick Play match from the main menu. This allows you to adjust various criteria and play however you want. Weather, ball heaviness, more than eleven men a side, it’s there for you to play about with.

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