Name: Persona 5
Item: Persona 5
Rating: 3
Author: AbsolutelyNotRavenous

I refuse to believe that this is that "11/10 goty best jrpg of 2420". 

Too much obvious twists, too much black and white morality, too much "gosh, just show me her bloody superpower" (but actually those powers looks like I'm watching south park), too much "I'll give you everything just because you're a chosen one". Wake up Neo, you've just shat yourself, dr. Evil escaped.

I rly-rly don't want to grind tons of one-faced monsters, at least not to watch another cheap childish drama. 

Oh, sure, voices... you know, this is a triple-A product. You know, like A, A and another damn A. Yeah, like something that costs $60+. But not all dialogues are voiced in this game. No, I mean, like less then a half. R u kidding me? Is this a joke, nice prank, atlus, very xd. Now, can you show me your real new game? 

Graphics/design/animations are okay (i'm still almost blind, fyi).

Anime cutscenes are even great.

Gameplay. I'm not a big fan of jrpgs or dungeon crawlers, but it sucks. Not because of bad battle system, mechanics and other things. This game is too long. The plot sucks too hard, it's too bad to ignore that monotonous and... honestly, fucking mundane gameplay. I just can't stop thinking about how trivial this plot is. 

Yeah, I rather like this atmosphere of big city, I like this music, I even like the idea of infiltration into a person's mind, but the final result, the game is disappointing.

Persona 5

Persona 5

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