Item: Mount & Blade: Warband
Rating: 9.3
Author: realkappachino

\> Creates Owen Wilson character and gives him crazy amount of charisma and wow > Spends all of my money on one trained soldier > Names him Vince Vaughn cuz wow > Finds group of looters > Outnumbered 12 to 2 > Uses crossbow to wow the enemies while Vince slaughters them because he is trained to fight > Wins Gets cocky and fights a group of bandits > Because Vince was injured last fight he got killed in one hit > Gets knocked out and captured as prisoner > Escapes and gains wow from a small village by training peasants to fight > Peasants get killed in a bandit raid > Village is no longer sustainable and collapses > Attempts to restart the game but loses Owen Wilson in the process > Wow

> Creates Owen Wilson character and gives him crazy amount of charisma and wow
> Spends all of my money on one trained soldier
> Names him Vince Vaughn cuz wow
> Finds group of looters
> Outnumbered 12 to 2
> Uses crossbow to wow the enemies while Vince slaughters them because he is trained to fight
> Wins
Gets cocky and fights a group of bandits
> Because Vince was injured last fight he got killed in one hit
> Gets knocked out and captured as prisoner
> Escapes and gains wow from a small village by training peasants to fight
> Peasants get killed in a bandit raid
> Village is no longer sustainable and collapses
> Attempts to restart the game but loses Owen Wilson in the process
> Wow

Mount & Blade: Warband

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